Friday Funny Post: I Drink Your Milkshake!

Posted by Siamang on: 01.18.2008 /

Alltooflat.com has a funny post today. All about the candidates’ take on milkshakes!

I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it’s allowed. -Mike Huckabee

I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that’s what it takes. -John McCain

I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani

I’ll drink your milkshake a few months after everyone else does. -Fred Thompson

I drink your milkshake, but I’m paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul

I change your milkshake. -Barack Obama

Read the rest here.

3 Responses to "Friday Funny Post: I Drink Your Milkshake!"

  • Comment by: Winston Smith

    1 01/18/08 4:32 PM | Comment Link |

    Here’s the real deal, at last.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJxLsOwc0jk

    (I bet youtube will take it down before you can say ‘milkshake!’)

  • Comment by: Siamang

    2 01/18/08 4:35 PM | Comment Link |

    Milkshake!

  • Comment by: benjamin ady

    3 01/22/08 8:35 PM | Comment Link |

    damn, I missed the video before they took it down. What was it?

    “We have to stop the evil terrorists from developing nucular milkshakes!”
    –George W. Bush.

    “I found my own milkshake”
    –Hillary Clinton

    “I did the milkshake, but I never actually sucked on the straw”
    –Bill Clinton.

    “Here’s a little tune I wrote … Don’t worry–drink the milkshake”
    –Bobby McFerrin

    (sorry–I’m tired)